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What is the most annoying kid's show or toy?
I can't stand Hannah Montana but my daughter likes her. I'm finding that there are a lot of things she likes that I find obnoxious and annoying. Which kid's show or toy gets on your nerves the most?
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October 14, 2009 01:06 AM
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Sid the Science Kid is definitely the most annoying show out there. It's a completely implausible and insultingly dumb show about an obnoxious boy who yells into a toy microphone all day and wonders about conveniently-timed scientific questions:
"Why do noises get quieter when I cover my ears?"
"How can I use charts?"
"What does that mean when my mom says I'm using my brain?"
As if a kid sits there and wonders these things. Then he sings a dippy song on the playground about how he's "Lookin' For My Friends"....and all his friends join him in a big dance number. By ALL his friends, I mean 3. There are only 4 students at his entire school, which is run by a teacher with a very thick accent who wears slippers to class and insists on being called "Teacher Suzie". She looks hungover all the time.
Did I mention there are big singing and dance numbers? And Teacher Suzie can't sing her way out of a paper bag?
....and then there are the jokes. God help us, the jokes:
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MAY: "What does a chart say when it sneezes? Ahh-ahh-CHART!"
GABRIELLA: "Knock knock! (Who's there?) One! (One who?) One two three four five!"
GERALD: "I like yogurt!"
SID: "That's not a joke."
GERALD: "I know, but I'm really hungry!"
It's excrement. Served up as children's programming. I just won't insult my toddler by letting her watch it.
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"Why do noises get quieter when I cover my ears?"
"How can I use charts?"
"What does that mean when my mom says I'm using my brain?"
As if a kid sits there and wonders these things. Then he sings a dippy song on the playground about how he's "Lookin' For My Friends"....and all his friends join him in a big dance number. By ALL his friends, I mean 3. There are only 4 students at his entire school, which is run by a teacher with a very thick accent who wears slippers to class and insists on being called "Teacher Suzie". She looks hungover all the time.
Did I mention there are big singing and dance numbers? And Teacher Suzie can't sing her way out of a paper bag?
....and then there are the jokes. God help us, the jokes:
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MAY: "What does a chart say when it sneezes? Ahh-ahh-CHART!"
GABRIELLA: "Knock knock! (Who's there?) One! (One who?) One two three four five!"
GERALD: "I like yogurt!"
SID: "That's not a joke."
GERALD: "I know, but I'm really hungry!"
It's excrement. Served up as children's programming. I just won't insult my toddler by letting her watch it.
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October 14, 2009 05:56 AM
Where is Bill Nye when you need him. When I have kids, there will be no TV, just DVDs of quality programming.
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October 14, 2009 12:18 PM
There are a few decent ones out there right now: Curious George, Dinosaur Train, Martha Speaks.
But Sid is straight from the sphincter of the devil himself. I was reminded of this at 7:30 this morning. My evidence:
This is on EVERY single episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1qPKenmRTY
And each episode there's a new one of these "feature" songs. This isn't even the worst of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF3XvCrl75I
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But Sid is straight from the sphincter of the devil himself. I was reminded of this at 7:30 this morning. My evidence:
This is on EVERY single episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1qPKenmRTY
And each episode there's a new one of these "feature" songs. This isn't even the worst of them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF3XvCrl75I
October 14, 2009 05:33 AM
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Bratz Dolls
I can't think of a word that isn't too rude to post....skanky comes to mind :)
Vulgar is another word that describes them quite well.
If you are going to make dolls let's make them for kids, not miniature pole dancers and street walkers.
Check out the make up on this lot!!
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I can't think of a word that isn't too rude to post....skanky comes to mind :)
Vulgar is another word that describes them quite well.
If you are going to make dolls let's make them for kids, not miniature pole dancers and street walkers.
Check out the make up on this lot!!
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