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October 12, 2009 01:04 PM
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ok. Picture this. I am holding my child who was about 2 at the time. We are at Walmart and there is a lady behind me getting alot of attention because of her baby. There was an older lady talking to the younger one and the older lady noticed that my daughter was watching them. The older lady looks at my daughter and asks her "Isn't this a beautiful baby?" My daughter then notices the baby and looks at me and says very loudly "Mom, that is the ugliest baby, LOOK!! LOOK AT THE UGLY BABY!!!" I was mortified. I turned beet red and told her "honey that is not an ugly baby" and went to turn around to pay the baby attention to help alleviate the damage.
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October 12, 2009 12:19 PM
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The year after I graduated High School I was asked to help the football team out as an equpiment manager for one game. I had played football 3 years then was manager one year (couldn't play for health reasons).
So I am at the game and trying to play big shot and impress one of the ball girls. Go running to grab a chin strap and fall right on butt in front of 3,000 people. Only standing ovation I ever got.
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So I am at the game and trying to play big shot and impress one of the ball girls. Go running to grab a chin strap and fall right on butt in front of 3,000 people. Only standing ovation I ever got.
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October 12, 2009 12:56 PM
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I was helping a friend cater a family reunion a few years ago and I was carrying a tray out to the buffet table and fell spilling the food all over me. Everyone at the family reunion laughed as I tried repeatedly to get out of the slippery mess.
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October 12, 2009 02:16 PM
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I had written a classic "Love Letter From a Secret Admirer" for the most beautiful and loveable and perfect-in-every-way work of absolute human godessness who just happened to be in my high school - and who openly made it plain that she thought I was the global definition of worm-level nerd pencil-neck science geek (her name was Alice, if you're curious) - and I was going to slip that letter into her locker, but somehow it popped out of my back pocket as I was walking down the hall, and one of the jock guys saw it fall out, and grabbed it, and was running up to me saying, "Hey, you dropped something," but he opened it to take a glance... and he froze... and big grin spread accross his face....
And the rest was a date which shall live in infamy.
Do you know how bad it is when even the *teachers* are smirking and avoiding eye contact as you pass them in the halls?
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And the rest was a date which shall live in infamy.
Do you know how bad it is when even the *teachers* are smirking and avoiding eye contact as you pass them in the halls?
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October 12, 2009 07:53 PM
Didn't have an actual photo of the event, but a picture of Zac Efron will do.
I think my body was like his in younger days! Helpful Answer?
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I was 14 and in the boys changing rooms at school, totally naked having just come out of the shower.
One of the girls (Hilary) knocked the door and our teacher opened the door, leaving me totally open to the stares of this girl, who wanted some towels!
Not thinking anything untoward I carried on getting dry.
It was only when she'd left that my mates told me what had happened and why didn't I cover myself when Hilary was there. I don't know why I didn't, just didn't think about it at the time!
Embarrassed, I was for months after that but at least Hilary was kind about my manly attributes!
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One of the girls (Hilary) knocked the door and our teacher opened the door, leaving me totally open to the stares of this girl, who wanted some towels!
Not thinking anything untoward I carried on getting dry.
It was only when she'd left that my mates told me what had happened and why didn't I cover myself when Hilary was there. I don't know why I didn't, just didn't think about it at the time!
Embarrassed, I was for months after that but at least Hilary was kind about my manly attributes!
Didn't have an actual photo of the event, but a picture of Zac Efron will do.
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October 13, 2009 01:02 AM
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My most embarrassing moment was when I was shopping with my niece in a bridal shop for her wedding gown and it was brought to my attention that I had on two different shoes. I was so embarrassed I wanted to crawl under the racks.
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October 13, 2009 01:56 AM
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When this happens: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98-uUm7e07Q
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