At this time, if the paparazzi began to follow me, I would be wondering why. I am not famous, have not done anything publicly extraordinary and as far as I know, am not infamous.

But if they did for any of the above reason, I may be able to tolerate it for a short while. But like most people I enjoy my solitude and privacy. Any invasion of this would probably invoke a bit of hostility on my part.

I would never physically attack anyone...but I would make it so boring for them, they would wither fall asleep or just stop following me.

If this didn't work, I may have a little fun with. By visiting bazaar places, doing bazaar things or just acting completely insane.

I might:

Drive around the same block 100's of times....if I'm rich and famous I have no where to be!

Walk into a grocery store, buy one item. Take it home, put it away, and head back to the store for one more item. Repeating the process until my list was complete.

Park in a parking lot and take a nap.

Walk around the mall with one shoe.

Or walk up to them ans ask about their family, their finances, their social habits etc....

Many of the things I could think of may make me look crazy....but that's the only thing I could think of that is non violent.......giving them the "run around" and make it as difficult for them to follow me as possible.