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If you could retain the services of a "cartoon hit man", which cartoon character would you have "whacked" from the animation universe?

We all have at least one cartoon character we just cannot stand, which we loathe. Admit it, seeing a particular Smurf or an Elmer Fudd lying in dumpster with piano wire around their neck or lying face down in an alley in a pool of their own ink blood might bring a gruesome delight to an otherwise boring day.
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Marked as Best! October 08, 2009 11:41 PM
That is easy. SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!!! Are you kidding me. And if it wasn't already bad enough, They have him running around in his underwear?!!!! and then naked. I cant stand this sponge, Every time i see him I get an urge to scrub a pot.
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• OK, the Sponge will get whacked, I'm sure that squidward will be more than happy to take the contract. Lookout Bikini Bottom, the Sponge is going down. On that episode, the show will end with 30 seconds of blank air right after SpongeBob orders a little something for the table and Sandy is just about to walk in..
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October 08, 2009 10:41 PM
Most any of the Smurfs. I hated that cartoon with a blue passion. LOL

If you strangle a smurf what color does he/she turn?
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October 08, 2009 10:47 PM
ha! pink :)

Nar nar nun nun nun nar

Go Smurfs! Now get that tune out of your head :)
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October 08, 2009 10:44 PM
Road Runner!

Damn, thank you, send that hit man out into the desert!
Poor Coyote and all the money he's spent on ACME products

( I did find some of the ACME products online hehehehe )

Picture: Road Runner (Butcherus Primecuttis)
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http://io9.com/391851/acme-catalog-meets-all-your-cartoon-villain-needs
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October 09, 2009 12:13 AM
ELMO!! When I was growing up watching sesame street, that little bastard didn't have his own segment of the show!!
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October 09, 2009 07:17 PM
Maybe Papa Smurf. Why? Well, it's because of his goodie-two-shoe ways that Smurfette wasn't putting out to the entire village, and also the reason why poor Gargamel was never successful in taking over the forest.

I mean, if nobody could get with Smurfette, how would new Smurfs be made?
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October 09, 2009 07:19 PM
I would have Peter from Family Guy whacked. He is very annoying.
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