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Which celebrity would you like some space aliens to abduct?

Would you do your part to help them choose and locate that celebrity? How far will you go to assist in this endeavour?

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shewolfsil...
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Marked as Best! February 08, 2010 09:56 PM
Rosie O'Donnell would be perfect she could nag them all to death! If they thought all earthlings were like her they would never come back!

I would be glad to track her down sneak into her house and plant a homing device for them so they can find her. :)
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• Ha! This photo cracks me up. Bonus points for being willing to sneak into her house. ;)
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quesera
quesera
February 08, 2010 07:29 PM
Tom Cruise. I want aliens to abduct him so that they can explain that Scientology is a load of bull, and he doesn't have some alien soul lost out in the galaxy, or whatever the crap it is he believes. Maybe after that he would just shut up! I know that's cynical, but I just can't stand that guy :p I would definitely help aliens find him, in whatever way I could. It would probably be a huge favor to the planet.

If they didn't want him, I would ask them to take Rush Limbaugh and/or Bill O'Reilly. Just so long as they never brought them back :)
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kiwichic
kiwichic
February 08, 2010 07:49 PM
Rush Linbaugh.
and the world would be a better place and the world would be a better place OH YEAH......
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http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/today.guest.html
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pellrider2
pellrider2
February 08, 2010 09:22 PM
Paris Hilton. She is the celebrity without any talent. Why we need her?
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ritrzblok
ritrzblok
February 08, 2010 11:29 PM
New York, from the "I Love New York" show. It is astounding that there are really people like this in the world. Selfish, self centered, and absurd. Take the reality stars like this, and send them all into outer space. What a homecoming!
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bklynj
bklynj
February 08, 2010 11:37 PM
Tom Cruise, not only is his scientology bull that we all don't need to hear about. But, in addition, he has the best press agent in the world. Who else could have a mid-life crisis, leave his family, hook up with a child, jump up and down on a couch and have people happy for him. I would also hope Rosie is holding his hand as they leave.
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lidyax2
lidyax2
February 09, 2010 01:49 AM
I second Rush Limbaugh. He only spews hatred everywhere. there is no good reason why aliens would not abduct him. He'll make a good show at their zoo. I also don't mind them abducting Benny Hinn, well, not a celebrity but more of a cult leader. But then, people would think that he's been raised to heaven, and the craziness surrounding him get worse. So perhaps, it's not such a good idea. lol.
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marisaupa
marisaupa
February 09, 2010 07:05 AM
Well, since I detected a unbalanced favoring for the abduction of conservative personalties, just to balance the research of the space aliens I would hope that they also abduct a personality from the Left. I nominate Keith Olbermann.

Wait a minute, I'm receiving some bizarre static on my computer. OMG! It's some sort of inter-galactic message!

Oh goodness, I think we'll have to scratch the Olbermann idea, the aliens say that in order for a person to qualify as a celebrity he/she must have an audience measured in millions not dozens.

I got it! Forget political leanings. Let's give 'em Larry King.

Oh, nope, forget it. Second message from the aliens states that good old Larry is one of them.
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vicgoodwin...
February 09, 2010 07:38 AM
Angelina Jolie would be a good candidate, Send her to screw up the families in space. If they are freaky enouhg I am sure she will have them out on the red carpet to make out with her.
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dooham
dooham
February 09, 2010 04:20 PM
Steven Segal old self important, now fat and still beating folks up in dumb cop show. Maybe aliens will vaporize him.
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