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What's are some of the best pickup lines you've ever heard, used or received?

Looking for useful and funny pickup line ideas. Ones I can actually use, or ones I can use to at least make people laugh!
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March 11, 2010 01:50 PM
I have never used a pickup line....and most of them just don't work. But they sure are funny!
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March 11, 2010 07:35 PM
When a girl whispers into your ear, "I'm not wearing any panties" it's time to go. :)

The funniest line I've heard lately was someone trying to pick up a girl and they pointed to the girls "hip area" and said, "are you going to eat that? Because I will if you don't want it."
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March 12, 2010 08:46 AM
I always go up to the hottest women and say "Hey, ya know...I was going to hit on you but the truth is, there is no way you could turn me on unless I really allowed it."

What happens then is they set on a desperate quest to prove me wrong.
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