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Can I be my own grandfather?
Ray Stevens sang a song, "I am my own grandpa", can this really happen?
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September 24, 2009 08:47 AM
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Yes, if you have a time machine.
(from here on read only after you start your sense of humour)
Yet that would mean you must become your grandmother's lover ... and you also must ignore that:
- you may start a DNA catastrophy;
- is highly illegal to have intimate relations with so close relatives;
- you wouldn't be able to make this fact public because everybody will blame you and your grandmother because of this sinfull relation ...
Shortly: If "being my own grandfather" will become a valid option, something anybody can do, I wouldn't recommend it.
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(from here on read only after you start your sense of humour)
Yet that would mean you must become your grandmother's lover ... and you also must ignore that:
- you may start a DNA catastrophy;
- is highly illegal to have intimate relations with so close relatives;
- you wouldn't be able to make this fact public because everybody will blame you and your grandmother because of this sinfull relation ...
Shortly: If "being my own grandfather" will become a valid option, something anybody can do, I wouldn't recommend it.
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September 24, 2009 07:07 PM
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You could not become your own biological grandfather. You could become your own step-grandfather by marrying one of your grandmothers. That might not seem so bad if your mom and her mom were teenage mothers. If you're 21 you might have a grandmother in her 40's. It would be illegal almost everywhere; but, since your names could be different probably no one would check if you went to some tourist marriage destination. If you then moved to a new town no one but you would ever know. Unless you wrote a song about it.
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