I wouldn't call it the "best" but here are some that are at least entertaining.

"If you were a Mcdonalds burger, you'd be a McDreamy"
"Do you wash you pants in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in them"
"You'll do"

Honestly, the best "pick up" lines are the ones that are genuine.....like Can I buy you a drink? Hi there......

Don't attempt to be suave, just be yourself

"Hello, Do I come here often?"

Does this smell like chloroform?

At a certain point in our lifetimes we realize words are over-rated. The best pick up line ever is silent and and goes like this. 1) enter the club. 2) belly up to the bar. 3) Proceed to gently lick your eyebrows. ........ GAME OVER.

So much better than "nice shoes, I'd like to see them over your head or.... nice dress, I like to find it hanging in my closet and on and on...

Always remember the rule of SW:

SW... some will

SW... some won't

SW... so what! NEXT

Don't mind my rambling... I'm having flashbacks from the 70's. ;-)

Fat Penguin....I just wanted to say something that would break the ice!

Women dont want to listen to what they've heard before.
They want actions or for you to listen to them.
Just try and connect and be yourself..

Do you come here often? Do you come anywhere often?

Actions speak louder then words gentlemen! Belly up to the bar, order a beer and proceed to slowly lick the neck of the bottle, insert your tongue into the neck and proceed to touch the bottom of your beer with it! If you can do that, you can have ANY woman in that bar! :)

How Much?

Two possible outcomes:

1, Slap and / or storm off. (in the past they would throw a drink in your face but it's too expensive now)

2, Indignant "I don't charge" to which you reply: "Free??... Score!!... get your coat.

"I'm no fred flinstone but I can make your BEDROCK!"

Your not like other women, I bet when I wake up you will still be hot!

you ask a woman if its ok to sit with her and watch all the losers in the bar try to pick her up..as it would really be fun...before long its you and her laughing at all the weak ass moves guys have...and all of a sudden its the two of you against the rest....works every time.

Pick up lines and Wannabe moves are for sissies, says the Huggable Understanding Guy... http://bit.ly/aXbp65

If you MEAN what you're going to say, establish eye contact and slowly walk up to her. Then, looking into her EYES, say what you truly feel..."Hi, my name is Whatever. May I ask your name?" (Hopefully, she gives it to you; let's say it's Kim. If not, press on anyhow. nothing ventured, nothing gained.) "Kim" (or, "Well, OK" if she doesn't tell you her name, "this is totally out of character for me" (you'd be blushing and stammering a bit if you were like I, and doing what you're doing would be out of character for you!), "but you really caught my eye, and I just had to tell you that I think you're unbelievably cute/extremely attractive/simply stunning/drop-dead gorgeous"...whatever you feel. I'd love to get to know you, but, you not knowing me at all, I don't feel comfortable asking for your telephone number...so I'll give you mine. (Give it to her on a slip of paper, maybe a bar napkin...WITH your name and where you "met." Actually take her hand and place the slip of paper into it!) "If you think you'd like to get to know me better, PLEASE call...anytime. We could do anything you like, for as long or short a time period as you'd like. You really are SO" and repeat what you said the first time re cute or whatever, Kim." Smile, and walk away. From time to time, glance at her. (You won't be able to help yourself.) She'll probably be doing the same. Finish your drink (sandwich, museum room tour, whatever, and LEAVE. You WILL look at her wistfully one last time. Make SURE she sees this, make eye contact, smile, and LEAVE. Hopefully you will have intrigued her enough where she WILL call. This isn't really a pick-up line. It's simply a true rendering of your first impressions of the person stated in a non-pushy, non-threatening, but inviting and intriguing manner. I've done this three times...because I felt like this three times, and wasn't "with" someone at the time. The first two times resulted in 9 and 14 month relationships. The last time resulted in a two-year relationship, still going on, and we're engaged. She is truly my "dream-girl," someone I thought I could never possibly have a chance with...and she loves me.

If I said you have a beautiful body,.. would you hold it against me?

True story: I couldn't think what to say; but I remembered Richard Burton in "The Sandpiper" standing in the doorway not knowing what to say to Elizabeth Taylor and blurting out "I want you"; so that's what I said. She cracked up laughing for a good ten minutes... acually it was a terrible ten minutes for me. But when she stopped laughing she made arrangements to pick me up some Saturday in her car. She was a no-show the following Saturday; but I was waiting again the next Saturday and she showed up and we went to the nearest motel.

I've had only minimal success with women over the years; I'm in my sixties. But looking back, I see one common thread in the half dozen or so successes I did have. An old saying from Medieval times (Shakespeare I believe it was) goes: "Faint heart ne'er won fair maid". Young man, you gotta have some skin in the game. Lay it on the line. Risk it all. Maybe I just got lucky, but EVERY time I did, I won. I simply let them know in no uncertain terms, awkward as I was, that I wanted them. Sorry if that was too wordy. Women hate rejection just as much as we do. Just blurt it out.

True story. Its a girl picking up a guy, so it hardly counts, but it was funny.

At a pizza place after closing over a pitcher of beer, one of the pizza girls said to my friend: "My roommate has a water bed and is gone for the weekend, but she locked her door when she left. Do you know how to pick locks?"

It worked like a charm.