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Why do people choose weird names for their kids?

We have all heard of celebrities naming their kids with some strange name, remember David Bowies son Zowie? He soon changed it to Joe when he was old enough! I know it's nice to be different, but surely there are limits.

The trend seems to have spread to every walk of life now, I have heard of kids being named Petrol, Diesel, Shy, Bean, Honeybunnikins (yes really!), Piano, Orange, Immaculate Conception and one unfortunate boy named after an entire football team, his fathers favorite, all of them, first and last names!

I think some of these parents must be morons, imagine how these kids must suffer in school!
Should some of the more outlandish ones be refused registration?

Do you know anyone with a weird name, or were you given one? Did they/you, get bullied because of it?

Did they/you change it as soon as possible and ask their/your parents what the heck they were thinking of?
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Marked as Best! July 30, 2010 07:10 PM
The book "Freakonomics" (Levitt and Dubner, 2005) actually examines this phenomenon. Their interest was particular to class and race, but they found that generally low-income families gave their kids "weird" names, and parents with weird names themselves were more likely to give their kids uncommon names. In some cases, it was definitely lack of education (they describe a case where a woman named her child Temptress, and quite literally did not know what the word meant). They also found that girls were more likely to get weird names because people are generally more creative with female names. It seems that people get more adventurous with names when their name is one of the only pieces of "property" they have to stand behind.

When it comes to celebrities, I would call it blatant arrogance. They're too "special" for kids with normal names, and they're trying to show the world how "creative" they are. Their kids probably won't run into problems because they're so frickin' rich, but there is much debate about low-class, so-called "ghetto" names. It has been shown that people with "ghetto" names (Duquan, Shaneequa, and other names that scream "poor and black") are less likely to get calls for interviews when they submit resumes. One side of the debate says racism is the problem; the other side says poor black mothers need to stop inventing names that limit their child's potential in life (black celebrities and researchers fall on both sides, by the way).

Either way, I think parents are being selfish and short-sighted by making "statements" with their kids' names. Too many parents think it's "cute" to have kids named Candy Cane or Princess, and don't think what it's going to be like when it's a 30-year-old woman with that name.

There was actually a case in Australia where a judge ordered parents to change a child's name because it was so ridiculous (Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii). I think Australia is on to something: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/902997/talula_does_the_hula_from_hawaii_the.html
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July 30, 2010 08:30 PM
I think that it is the idea of someone naming a daughter Temptress is horrific. I see lots of names in a day, and once came accross a first name that is also a disease. Name withheld to protect the poor sap.
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July 30, 2010 09:45 PM
I had a look at that news item, thanks, it's hard to believe anyone can be so mindless isn't it? Some of the others you mentioned were appalling too, I wouldn't blame the kids if they took their parents to court, it almost amounts to cruelty.
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August 02, 2010 07:05 PM
I have a friend that is a head start teacher. She once worked in an early childhood development center in Arkansas that primarily served indigent families and children who were in state custody. She told me that she was appalled at some of the many names that she encountered. One kid was named Jack Daniels, another was named Cannabis, and a foster family was fighting to legally change the name of a baby girl from Marlboro Lights. The saddest story was perhaps a 3 year old boy named Lucifer who really believed that he was in fact the devil. While ignorance most certainly plays a large part in this, I can't help but think that mental illness and mind-altering substances are also big contributors.

Also, "weird" is a subjective term. In some areas of the country, it is quite common still for people to name their children after famous people, politicians, and even celebrities. I know that this is more common in the south, and I also read somewhere that it is more common among democrats than republicans. While this could be perceived as "weird" to some, I have no room to speak with regards to this practice. My son is named Jesse James, and I know that I am not the first person to name my kid after the famous outlaw. When the motorcycle celebrity of the same name was recently getting so much public attention, I realized why this isn't always a good idea, but I wasn't the only person who had a say in this matter.
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July 30, 2010 06:18 PM
While I have a pretty unusual and lengthy last name, which has led to some confusion in the past, my first name is pretty short and common. I have always loved my last name, since it allowed me to be different from all the Smiths, Johnsons, and Millers in school. On the other hand my very unique name is always mispronounced and misspelled by the majority of people and I have received mail with some odd variations of my last name, which can be anything from funny to frustrating. However, I think that one of the reasons that people try to choose different names for their children is to set them apart from others around them, even if it has to be done in dramatically potent ways. Most parents want their children to be unique and seen as special by the public as they are regarded by their parents, and a unheard of name is one of the sure ways to accomplish this goal. While I have met a few people with unique or unusual names (most of them celebrities), I do think that many names that would have once been regarded as weird or even frowned upon are now so common that we no longer think about them as different. And so even more unusual names had to be taken on to truly make a difference in baby names. Would I ever give my own children an unusual name? Perhaps. But only one within certain limits. First, I would have to be sure that all people involved with my child in the future would be able to pronounce and spell the name correctly. I would also want to make sure that the name does not give way to any potential harassment. While there are some great unusual names out there (such as Willow or Juniper, the names a friend of mine gave her two little daughters) I think some people tend to overdo it and giving a child an overly lengthy name that corresponds to a personal interest (such as in the case of the football team) can seriously set a child up for failure. How is that child going to learn to write his name in Kindergarten when his first name alone is made up of dozens of letters?
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July 30, 2010 06:55 PM
because it's more fun to make them up then to say the same old boring one when your drunk

have a bottle or two of conundrum and think it over!
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July 30, 2010 10:07 PM
I sometimes wonder the exact same thing. I have heard of some crazy baby names lately, and most of those are coming from famous people. For some reason, my thoughts are they want to chose a unique name.

Most of us focus on our child not being made fun of, so we chose a name that is common.

My thoughts are stars or famous people may be a bit edgier, and have less of a chance at being made fun of because they are the son or daughter of " so and so."

I still do not believe I would choose a odd or strange name. The world is hard enough without being picked on because of your name. I am not willing to take a chance.

Perhaps people just want to be unique and "cool" and think of a name outside of the box.
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July 31, 2010 04:06 AM
I have worked with a guy named Frank Hamburger. Now if your last name was Hamburger why would your Parents name you Frank. I think most people do it because they think it's cute. I worked with a women named Jill and yes her Parents named her brother Jack. Neither was a family name. All this nonsense to set that kid apart because they are special also sets them apart when they go for a job and don't get called back. And celebrities that do it just do so because they think their kids are above it all, Moon Unit. I'm sure the kids don't enjoy it unless they have a very privatized life. But all these stupid names have really been just a passing fad and hopefully things will go away and get back to normal. But in the end there will always be someone to name their kid something stupid. I think Johnny Cash started this with A Boy Named Sue.
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July 31, 2010 10:47 AM
People do some weird things and many times people name their kids weird names to be different. They think they are being unique. Well, you can name your kid something unique without ruining their lives. Some people just really are that stupid, to be blunt.

Here are some true stories I know about...
A woman who name her kid Pajamas because she seen in it a Jcpennys catalog and thought it would be cute. She thought it was a name brand and was calling her child Paja-mas, she didn't realize it was the actual word for PJs.

A woman who name her kid Cecilia but called her Celicia her entire life. Named her after a school teacher which she thought said her name that way.

A guy who named his son Toxi, after a hunting writer. Okay, when I think of Toxi, I think of toxic waste dump. What a fine thing to think of when the boys name is mentioned.
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October 08, 2010 02:24 PM
It would be interesting to know how many future employers look at daft names on CVs and think '' I cant have an employer go out on business and introduce themselves with that name.....no interview for that one ''

. Do parents know how they may be having a ngeative effect on their children's future lives?

Call them a daft name by all means but let the birth certificate name be traditional ...

Philip James Christopher David Peter John William Jospeh Geroge Michael Matthew Mark Alex Stephen ..................
Mary Elizabeth Claire Catherine Sarah Ann Christine Jane .Emma .........................

It would be interesting to see if there are any statistics as to which names are more likely to get them jobs.
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